heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

(Source: rewatchingpokemon)

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

(Source: birdsofafeathercolchester)

I have absolutely no knowledge of wrestling. The Chris Gethard Show is doing it’s second episode in an apparently ongoing series all about pro wrestling.

I don’t know if I should go tonight or not. Like, I think it’s totally cool that Gethard’s so in to it and it seemed like a fun atmosphere last week (which I missed because of the storm), but I got almost none of the jokes last week, and if it’s the same as that I don’t know if it’s worth me going to watch it in-studio.

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

This is a good indicator of whether someone is a good person, I’ve found.

I am a great fucking writer.

Hanging out in the city until 5 AM is so much fun and I wish I knew more people who would do that with me regularly.